This is worth the read seeing as how it is 31 October. It runs the full gamut of bad Halloween punnery in just the first two paragraphs.

In Focus: Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://t.co/ggfngKiowY pic.twitter.com/P1QoUuFUx4

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 31, 2014