re: #58 Decatur Deb

“The chunk weighs as much as 5.5 grand pianos.”

How much is that in canaries?

Well, a large canary weighs about 1 oz, and a grand piano weighs about 1200 lbs, so the answer would be about 19,200 canaries x 5.5, so: 105,600 canaries.

A more useful metric is how many unladen swallows.