re: #59 JOE 🥓

We’ve sent out radio signals for over 100 years.

Aliens who are able to master interstellar travel have the technology to decode those signals and they know they want nothing to do with such an insane race

OR

They figured out that there’s an easy way to conquer Earth and that’s for one of them to claim he is JC coming to rapture the True Believers!

And rapture is such a good cover if the aliens decide that we taste good, especially with ketchup.
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