I go run a 5K race (came in under 34 minutes, by the way, and my goal was under 35 min), watch the US tie England thanks in large part to some crappy goal-tending, and take my dogs to the beach (complete with drive-thru burger treats for them afterward), and I come home to this? Pay-pal dissing the lovely Ms. Gellar*? What is the world coming to?

* note: by ‘lovely Ms. Gellar’ I’m using what is commonly known as sarcasm.