USA, 2019

Militiaman: “Hey, you there, is that a Che t-shirt?”
Lefty: “None of your damn business, asshole!”
WHACK!!!
Lefty: “Arrrggghhh, okay, don’t taze me, bro. Yeah, it’s Che, my grandpa left it to me.”
Militiaman: “Don’t you know Che was an atheist and attacked Christians and corporations?”
Lefty: “So?”
Militiaman: “That is an attack on religion, you’re oppressing Christians and businesses by showing his commie face in public!”
Lefty: “Hey, man, free speech, you know.”
Militiaman: “Exactly, and it undermines our right of free speech and worship when you terrorize people with that image! You’re under arrest, off to Jesus Camp with you.”
Lefty: “Don’t I get a trial?”
Militiaman: “You just had one. They’re streamlining the system so I get to be judge and jury too.”
Lefty: “But Jesus Camp is unconstitutional!”
Militiaman: “You dumb hippie, it’s a voucher prison. And the Dems gave us the precedent with their FEMA camps so it’s all their fault if you don’t like it.”