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Stardust - Hoagy Carmichael (Ft. Josh Turner)

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Anymouse 🌹🏑😷10/21/2021 1:14:13 am PDT

Glad to see Republicans are finding new ways to waste money.

Salt Lake County calculated COVID-19 vaccination rates by zodiac sign. The news is not good for Scorpios. (Salt Lake Tribune)

Surprising perhaps no one, Salt Lake County residents born under the exuberant, high-achieving, let-no-opportunity-pass sign of Leo have been vaccinated for the coronavirus at higher rates than those of any other zodiac sign.

That’s according to an analysis of immunization and population data released this week by the Salt Lake County Health Department.

The department found that vaccination rates vary dramatically by astrological sign, from 70% of Leos to just 46% of Scorpios, who, if zodiac stereotypes hold true, perhaps hope to contract COVID-19 in order to deliberately infect someone else in retaliation against a perceived slight.

β€œWe already weaponize ourselves,” health department spokesman Nicholas Rupp β€” himself a vaccinated Scorpio β€” said of the most notoriously intense grudge-holders in the cosmos.

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