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Overnight Video: Jonathan Coulton, Nobody Loves You Like Me

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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks3/01/2012 10:45:04 pm PST

re: #54 Targetpractice

re: #55 Kragar

First, he’d have to be a credible threat. Drunken, smarmy, deceptively libelous and outright fraudulent is not a “credible threat”. If it were, Alex Jones would have disappeared during Bush Sr.’s administration.

Second, if any such speculation held merit, we would be as the poor citizens of North Korea. Constantly observed and threateningly scrutinized for the adequacy of our public adulation of “Dear Leader”. Which does not include a private individual or public personality saying “I think you’re a dick for calling Obama a jerk” to another private individual or public personality. Not even close.

Third, were any such speculation valid… we would hear nothing of it. No where. Ever. And even if we thought so ourselves, we’d never dare to speak so even to our closest friends for fear of our own lives.

These fuckers want so desperately to believe they live under the thumb of absolute tyranny, yet tragically fail to see the irony in their publicly aired assertions.