re: #604 Alouette

Mommy! He called me a heckabellahenna!*

Me: Both of you shut up!

Mommy! He’s making faces at me!

Me: Both of you don’t look at each other!

Mommy! He’s farting at me!

Me: Don’t make me come up there.

Have you ever actually washed out a kids’ mouth with soap?

I did, but then I went to making them eat “dirt” (straight backing cocoa.)