Why is Mother Nature pounding the states that are most in denial about climate change? That’s not nice Mother Nature. Don’t you get all the messages that many people in those states believe it’s all in the hands of God? God wouldn’t be putting you up to this to send a message would He? Damn, that God, He works in mysterious ways.

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Oh by the way. It would be a nice holiday weekend if the red-headed boy wonder was held off Twitter for the entire holiday. Longer would be nice. Forever would be golden.