Called the IRS… on hold … “we estimate your wait time to be greater than 15 minutes” sez the computer…
“we apologize for the delay”…
(still on hold)
(I could write a thesis while I’m waiting)
“To protect your privacy…”
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“You can visit us at irs.gov …”
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(so why is Bratfart obsessed with other men’s penes?)
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(I could have read a real American history text and learned about the real Paul Revere by now…)
“Our representatives will be with you…”
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(do they want my money or not?)
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