re: #4 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Oops. I just got done playing video games with my friends. I forgot to schedule our big shoot-‘em-up, though. Have to call them back.

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Don’t worry! You can’t force your eventual homicidal murder spree! It will come naturally- it’s inevitable.

Like porn, or the way not praying at governmental functions will naturally lead you to embrace the anti-Christ’s new world order. You’ll know it when you see it.