I promised I wouldn’t post tweets any more, but I get sent an occasional one in E-mail from Christians. Ones like this.

Dear ladies when you dress half naked, you attract men with naked mindsets with troubled pants. This is not judgemental but the fact is most men don’t eat unconvered foods, food poisoning is deadly. Cover up modestly, sexy and hot is not a fruit of the spirit.

— MICHAEL THE WATCHMAN (@mikethewatchman) August 15, 2019

I’ll have to ask my wife about her causing me “troubled pants.”