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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷9/16/2020 2:16:44 am PDT

The embarrassment continues.

Trump Gives Netanyahu Fake ‘Key To White House’ To Celebrate Fake Peace Deal. So That’s On Brand! (Wonkette, with video and snark)

The “Key to the White House” is not a thing. Like “Michigan Man of the Year” is not a thing.

It was cute when Netanyahu responded to Trump that “You have the key to the heart of the Jewish people,” considering how most American Jews hate Trump’s ass with the fire of a thousand suns.

Questions:

1. No really, that is not a real award, just like the coveted “Bay of Pigs” award given by all the Cuban veterans in Florida to Donald Trump all the time is not an award, just like the “Michigan Man of the Year” is not an award. Yes, we know we said we had questions, but sometimes we just have answers.

2. What sadass White House staffer had to, for their job OMG how embarrassing, rig up that fake award for Donald Trump to give Benjamin Netanyahu? Was a trip to Hobby Lobby involved? Glue? Glitter? Is it … is it papier-mâché? Did Ivanka’s children make this, for Grandpa to give his friend?

3. Or perhaps a better question: Where did this key REALLY come from? Mary Trump told us about her trashball uncle’s penchant for regifting. Whose key is this? Have you lost a large gold key? If so, the unelected president of the United States just gave it to the prime minister of Israel.

(more, including more questions)