re: #51 Bagua
Depends how far you go back. (pun intended.)
I recall being a lad about 20, hopping a flight from Athens to Tel Aviv. The guard took my duffel bag and half unzipped it and asked me “What have you got in here.” (I did have a few things I hoped to slip through)
I smiled and said, “Just a bomb.”
He scowled at me past his mustache for a moment, then smiled and zipped my bag back up unsearched.
Things are different now.
Be glad you weren’t in Turkey when you made that comment.