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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks5/15/2011 12:18:08 am PDT

re: #36 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

39. Gnomes do not have the racial ability ‘can lick their eyebrows’
40. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes.
41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability ‘impromptu kickstand’

Yeah, but I bet this is not in your racist list of propaganda:

Gnomes do have the ability “Chemistry: Mix common elements to create explosives that put any frail, pansy ass, high level wizard’s ‘Firerball’ (oooh, scary) bullshit to shame”.

Also, inherent trait ‘Does not give a shit, and ain’t afraid to prove it’.

So go ahead, pray to your false gods and memorize your puny spells. A Master of Mortar and Pestle lies in wait to devastate your entire army of superstitious robe knitters.