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So Donald Trump Just Invited a Hamas Supporter to the Debate Tomorrow Night

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iossarian10/19/2016 8:55:25 am PDT

1. Secretary of State

Some white guy Donald Trump met on a plane last week.

2. Attorney General

Some white guy Donald Trump once used to sue someone.

3. Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Some white guy with a camo baseball hat.

4. Secretary of Homeland Security

Some white guy with those mirror shades and a buzz cut.

5. Secretary of Defense

Some other white guy with a buzz cut. Do we know enough military people? Remember to ask Cory.

6. Secretary of Treasury

Some white guy who’s worked for a bank.

7. Secretary of Labor

Some white guy who’s worked for a bank. Can’t be the same person as Treasury! But maybe they know each other already, that would help.

8. Secretary of Energy

Some energetic white guy.

9. Secretary of Health and Human Services

Some Latino woman. Maybe transgender so she gets that aspect of health too. Just kidding! Some straight white guy.

10. Chief of Staff

Trump offspring.