1. Secretary of State
Some white guy Donald Trump met on a plane last week.
2. Attorney General
Some white guy Donald Trump once used to sue someone.
3. Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Some white guy with a camo baseball hat.
4. Secretary of Homeland Security
Some white guy with those mirror shades and a buzz cut.
5. Secretary of Defense
Some other white guy with a buzz cut. Do we know enough military people? Remember to ask Cory.
6. Secretary of Treasury
Some white guy who’s worked for a bank.
7. Secretary of Labor
Some white guy who’s worked for a bank. Can’t be the same person as Treasury! But maybe they know each other already, that would help.
8. Secretary of Energy
Some energetic white guy.
9. Secretary of Health and Human Services
Some Latino woman. Maybe transgender so she gets that aspect of health too. Just kidding! Some straight white guy.
10. Chief of Staff
Trump offspring.