re: #627 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Do I get to do the awkward overly-long hug?
Well, the person getting your coffee is probably behind a counter, so that’s going to be astoundingly awkward.
I saw a guy go in for a goodnight kiss on a girl the other night at a bar and she panicked, turned her head so it’d be her cheek, but she got the angle wrong and headbutted him in the nose by accident.
I think it was by accident.