Dispatches from the front in the War on Christmas…

They say war changes a man. We were prepared for that. Nobody ever warned us about what it does to reindeer. The last great war, the #WarOnChristmas … Son, the things I saw… the entire Claus line, gone, and nothing remained but blood, tinsel, and the smell of cookies.

— Nancy Vandermark (@classybookworm) December 5, 2017