My English wife is watching aghast at the dystopian @drpepper halftime competition during #LSUvsUGA, in which 2 needy college kids throw footballs into inflatable soda cans, the winner getting $100k in tuition money from the soda company, the loser doomed to a lifetime of debt

— Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias) December 7, 2019

May the odds be always in your favor.