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Kragar5/15/2011 12:20:15 am PDT

re: #63 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, but I bet this is not in your racist list of propaganda:

Gnomes do have the ability “Chemistry: Mix common elements to create explosives that put any frail, pansy ass, high level wizard’s ‘Firerball’ (oooh, scary) bullshit to shame”.

Also, inherent trait ‘Does not give a shit, and ain’t afraid to prove it’.

So go ahead, pray to your false gods and memorize your puny spells. A Master of Mortar and Pestle lies in wait to devastate your entire army of superstitious robe knitters.

Don’t look at me, I always play a dwarf.