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White House Denies Planning Construction of Death Star

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Gus1/11/2013 7:13:47 pm PST

re: #63 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

If my doomsday device must come with a self-destruct button, it will not be a big red button labeled “Danger: Do Not Push.” That button will instead trigger a spray of bullets on whoever is dumb enough to press it.

What’s this button do?

BOOM!