re: #62 Ghost of Tom Joad
“Honey, why don’t you want to go get a good education and a good job afterwards?”
“Screw that, I’m not joining the military, I wanna go to school and get in some firefights. Now put the Glock in my Spongebob lunchbox so I can leave. Don’t want to miss our morning rendition of “God Bless America.”
In dodgeball at recess, you could replace the red rubber ball with one of those old-timey anarchist bombs that Yosemite Sam uses.