BREAKING: German prosecutors: Dortmund bus bombing suspect took out 5-figure loan to bet on stock drop for soccer team.

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 21, 2017

This seems to be a popular crime this year: insider trading on your own act of terrorism. Florida Target bomber tried the same thing. https://t.co/EwomGcOtwi

— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) April 21, 2017

@fawfulfan People watching The Taking of Pellum 123 like it’s a how-to video.

— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) April 21, 2017