To enforce their new anti-choice law (the impending lawsuits and the vigilantism written into the law), Texas will create a Customs and Border Protection agency to operate at their airports. Women suspected of having an abortion out of state will be stopped and escorted into a backroom where Aunt Lydia will perform an inspection of the woman in question. Oathkeepers and other militia-types will enforce the law on Texas roads by setting up checkpoints where women suspected of having an abortion will be escorted into a backroom where Aunt Lydia will perform an inspection of the woman in question. Commanders’ wives, girlfriends and mistresses will have full and complete access to birth control and abortion.

All brought to you by Americans who think the Handmaid’s Tale is a fucking instruction manual. I’m fucking furious. When secret networks are created to provide safe abortions for women, I’m all in.