re: #583 Guanxi88

Lemme go on record here for the benfit of the younger lizards: If anyone you know, or even anyone you don’t know, offers you a keepsake or memento made from any part of their bodies, walk, don’t run, away. Running will stir the bloodlust in an obviously deranged person.

This calls for Tom Lehrer:

I hold your hand in mine
I press it to my lips
I take a healthy bite from
Your dainty fingertips

The day you died I cut it off
I really don’t know why
For every time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie

I’m sorry that I killed you
For our love was something fine
Until they come to get me
I’ll hold your hand in mine.