re: #57 jaunte

Ah, yes. This is the captain speaking. We’ve now reached cruising altitude of 37,900 feet and are going at 585mph. We don’t foresee any turb….

[Captain keys mic, getting word that word WaPo and NYT have both issued barn burners.]

Check that folks. Unfortunately, we will be experiencing heavy turbulence for the duration. Mr. President, the doctor will be available for any other discomfort you might experience.