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Colbert: Senators Square Off Over Reconciliation, as Pope Francis Bans Vaccine Exemptions

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)9/30/2021 1:16:04 pm PDT

re: #10 JOE 🥓

Hey that price is too low. Remember how old Pulpit Pimp EuGene Scott used to yell at the TV and tell people to send him DOUBLE tithes or he wouldn’t preach on TV and he just sat there till he got that cash!

I used to think that fundamental religious nuts in America were the worst.

Then I worked in Russia, where faith healers came on the TV and instructed their followers to put tubs of water on top of the TV. Then they would raise their hands to the air and “bless” the water with their magical holy power.

My translator told me that all the babushkas in Russia did this, and as a result, the water would like as not slosh around and short out the TVs. So they had to make TVs there with waterproof tops - which then caused them to overheat and catch on fire.

“So the water came in handy then,” she said, shrugging.