re: #58 nines09

Next Pepsi commercial…..Woman walks towards line of militarized police in dress with can of Pepsi in her hand. She raises it up, and a cop screams “SHE”S GOT A GUN!!” as a rifle butt slams into her face. Tear gas canisters fly over the sounds of screams, and through the cloud of gas and tears a can of Pepsi slowly empties out into the damp street. Papa John’s. Better ingredients, better pizza.

You really shouldn’t be copying Welcome To Night Vale’s ads. ;)