I had someone today tell me, “You can’t fight evil.”

I said, “Sure you can. You can do everything in your power to keep it from getting a gun. Pitchforks don’t have the firepower.”

I also told someone that shootouts in small Texas towns are really very 1800s, so I wouldn’t be too proud of the fact another guy grabbed a rifle and fired off a shot after 26 people were slaughtered. We’re not progressing, people!

For some reason, no one wants to talk to me today.