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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey2/04/2009 7:26:14 am PST

re: #634 FrogMarch

As a cat owner - this is true. But the answer is simple. The burrito.
It takes at least two people - but you wrap the cat in a large heavy towel. Wrapping and folding like a burrito. Make sure that only the cat’s face is showing when you are done wrapping. A cat has four paws - each with five scalpels. Those 20 razor sharp scalpels must be restrained, or a bloody trip to the ER is inevitable.

“I keep forgetting - five of his six ends are pointy.” Calvin, after sneaking up on Hobbes.