I dialed 1-800-555-Pali and got this:
Welcome to Gaza one Hotline
press 1 to donate food, medicine and other supplies;
press 2 if you have long range programmable missles
press 3 If you have press credentials and a tag along phototog.
press 4 if you have word of any looming Fatwa’s
press 5 for suicide belts and replacement parts ( Sorry our Indian Helpdesk is off line today)
press 6 If you worked on the chunnel project and are out of work
press 7 if you are a Hollywood actor
press 8 if you are Jimmy Carter ( Where you been bro?)
press 9 if you are a Charity
press 0 for the operator….