re: #60 Anymouse 🌹

There has always been an anti-intellectual strain in this country. As far as elites go, if I need surgery I want the most elite surgeon I can dig up. If I want my plumbing fixed, I want the best plumber around. I don’t want a plumber doing my surgery or a surgeon doing my plumbing. And I don’t want either flying a commercial plane (as in that cartoon that pops up here occasionally on the passengers voting on a new pilot).

No, No, No. You can’t trust trained surgeons or professional plumbers because they’re part of the corrupt system. They are just trying to take your money and will gum up things so your body’s and home’s plumbing is always in need of repair. Plus they’ll leave tracking and monitoring devices behind so they can steal your guns and pet your cat while your away from home. They’ll also post recordings of your bowel movements online. I know this is true because it happened to my cousin Bob’s friend’s baker’s accountant. Your can only trust real American plumbers and surgeons who operate out of pawn shops and the back of pickup trucks. Even with those, you should only use the same one a maximum of two times because they become corrupted by the establishment.