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Sarah Palin's Word Salad of the Day, With Extra Satan

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Nyet2/23/2012 10:18:05 am PST

re: #29 Learned Mother of Zion

Do people really, actually believe in Satan?

A relative of mine joined the “Church of Satan” and sold his soul to Satan. I don’t know if he really worshipped some ripped, red-skinned guy with horns and a tail, I think he joined just in order to snort the best cocaine and fuck teenage “altar virgins.”

Satan didn’t help when he got arrested on drug charges and sex with juveniles.

Church of Satan is more or less atheistic, and more or less does not believe in Satan as some kind of a real person. I say more or less, because of course the membership opinions can vary. But most Satanists I knew were atheists.