On that Wonkette article above, one non-commentator notes that they can’t wait until conservatives extend this to other areas, for example disenfranchising voters.

Conservative state puts in the same rule on voter registrations (it must have “none” or “n/a” in every field whether it applies or not).

Your address is not an apartment, so you write “none” in the apartment number field, then your voter registration is rejected for having an improper address according to the Post Office (123 N Main St NONE does not exist).

Worse, you are arrested for casting an illegal vote with an illegal registration.