re: #6 EmmmieG

First of all…Jesusween…seriously? That’s the best you could do?

Most people with issues about this call it a “Harvest Festival,” and let it go at that.

Secondly, Jesus wants you to stop hogging all the best candy. Seriously. You’re giving the Bit o Honey to the poor and keeping the Twix and Milky Ways for yourself.

Stop it.

The more hardcore churches here counter with biblical-themed haunted houses, sometimes called “Hell House” or “Judgement House”. Halloween almost died in our neighborhood, but has been coming back. The neighbors have been decorating elaborately and early this year.