And just for the heck of it, more Obama executive orders:

Order #999 - Requires that Herman Cain shut up immediately and refrain from appearing on TV for a year

Order #270 - Requires Mitt Romney to admit every single lie he made in the 2012 Campaign

Order #2016 - Immediate deportation of Dinesh D’souza and that woman he left his wife for

Order #316 - Hire actors dressed as armed U.N. goons to show up at Bryan Fischer’s house and troll him.