Just fucking shoot me. The Onion is dead. There’s nothing too weird any longer.
“She heard Mr. Trump raise the possibility of ‘divesting’ or ‘selling’ Puerto Rico as the island struggled to recover. ‘The president’s initial ideas were more of as a businessman, you know. Can we outsource the electricity? Can we can we sell the island?..Divest of that asset?’”
— David Beard (@dabeard) July 11, 2020