I understand that they’re going to include a dog kennel next to the gay bar, because they know Muslims hate dogs. And the dogs are going to be gay. I’m trying to figure out what I can open to just irritate the piss out of the Teabaggers. Probably a public school. And I’m going to offer sex education. For second graders. And it will come with one of those fold-up beds attached to a wall, so when I’m teaching second-graders about sex, I can bring in a 50-dollar hooker and have a kind of multimedia demonstration. And then the kids can make shoebox dioramas of what they’ve learned.