re: #64 Destro

God always misses his target when he does stuff like that. His strikes cause a lot of collateral damage.

A priest went golfing with a nun as his caddie. He is on the 3rd hole and he’s 4 inches from the hole, but he missed.

He mumbles, ‘Fucking shit I missed’.

The nun gasps and says, ‘Watch your language’.

The priest goes to the 4th hole, he’s 3 inches, but he missed.

He said, ‘Fucking shit I missed’.

The nun gasps and says, ’ The Lord will get you if you aren’t careful’.

The priest goes to the 5th hole and is 2 inches from the hole, but missed.

He screams, ’ FUCKING SHIT I MISSED’.

Then a big bolt of lightning comes down and incinerates the nun.

Then a big voice comes from Heaven that says, ‘Fucking shit I missed’.