re: #704 darthstar

It’s where all the soap stars go to try their luck in feature films…but they’re so trained to do long expressive stares into the camera that they just can’t act to save their life…which is unfortunate, as they’re usually being stalked by another former soap star with a knife or an unhealthy lust for their husband.

Also Crystal Bernard from “Wings” and that one lady with three names.(Meredith Baxter Birney?)