re: #684 Cato the Elder

All my reindeer armies are getting ready to move against the wingnuts.

Shh! It’s a sooper-seekrit maneuver that will refudiate them forever!

I’ve notified my NCO, Master Sargent Gruff of the elite Eleventy First Billy Goat Command. The unit is on tactical alert, and can have hooves on target in forty-five minutes.