re: #701 Obdicut

I’ve fought, fucked, smoked, drank, toked, shroomed, trespassed, buildered, illegally entered another country, and illegally returned to this one. I’ve got friends that are illegal immigrants, gay, bi, furry, who have done porn, who have been drug dealers and criminals. I have a slough of ex-girlfriends ready to say I’m a shitheel. I illegally broke a lease twelve years ago. I’ve had sex in a police station and returned a video a year late.

And every Christmas, in a very, very strange tradition, my brothers and I sneak onto our neighbor’s land to cut down our Christmas tree.

You were in my gang?
Are you Salami Sil?