re: #70 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

St. Barara hid in a cave to escape her father, who wanted to forbid her from converting to Christianity. For that she became the patron saint of miners, metallurgists, and by association, artillerymen.

Also associated by the thunderclap that accompanied God’s judgement on her tormenters. Our artillery units turn her feast night into a holiday, including boozing and catapult competitions.