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Religious Caveman Bryan Fischer Fantasizes About Spankings From God

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goddamnedfrank1/09/2013 6:46:38 pm PST

If you’re going to give God credit for the good stuff, you’ve got to be consistent and recognize when he’s fucked you over:

It wasn’t his own hands or the Pittsburgh secondary Sunday that foiled Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson from hauling in what should have been the game-winning TD catch in the end zone.

It was God.

“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!” the 24-year-old tweeted from his iPad at around 5:15 Sunday after the Steelers’ 19-16 overtime victory. “AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…”