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Decatur Deb7/04/2010 9:09:48 pm PDT

re: #726 b_sharp

I assure you there are no aliens among us. You can take my word for it. You are getting sleepy. Aliens have no way to get here from Arcturus. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You can trust me, No aliens are here. When I snap my fingers you will be asleep but able to hear my voice. No aliens. (snap) No aliens. There are no aliens. No aliens. When I count from 5 to one you will awake remembering none of this conversation. You will feel calm and sure that aliens do not exist. 5…4…3…2…1

Since everyone is running around with cellphone cameras, the mothership has had to stay cloaked full time. Damned inconvenient.