Onion: Financial Expert Offers Obsessive Recession Tips

Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David10/16/2009 3:43:04 pm PDT

re: #70 MandyManners

That’s a lot of crazy.

The JBS also has a bug up their ass about the Rosicrucian Order. I knew someone who in their younger and crazier years was in the JBS (as soon as Bush was in office and 9/11 happened she grew up and ceased with the craziness). Back then she was actually trying to infiltrate the Rosicrucians in order to “get the goods” on them and their connections to the “Elite Illuminati Families”.

When I was in High School the father of a friend of mine was a Bircher, he was also the Libertarian candidate who consistently ran against the Republican Congressional incumbent for the district. I heard a lot of whacked out bullshit about “Them”® from him as well.