re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I had a friend who believed that dinosaur bones and fossils were from the angels that were kicked out of heaven. Seriously.

I backed slooowly away.

Reminds me of a street preacher I used to know. He owned a hole-in-the-wall bookstore just down the street from where I lived. One day I saw him standing on the sidewalk chanting and gesticulating toward a quite ordinary car that happened to be parked in front of his place. He paused and I asked him what he was doing. He pointed wildly to the car and repeated his chant “In the name of Jesus, I cast you out.”
He paused and, master of articulation that I am, I said, “Huh?”
He pointed again and exclaimed, “Can’t you see? CAN’T YOU SEE?” I shook my head again and he pointed in apparent exasperation to the car’s nameplate. Then I understood. I was a Dodge Demon.