EACH OF YOU SHOULD HIRE YOUR OWN PRIVATE FIRE AND POLICE DEPARTMENTS, if you can’t afford an emergency, DON’T HAVE ONE

— Mexican Mitt Romney (@MexicanMitt) June 12, 2012

I ENJOY YELLING “YOU’RE FIRED” IN A CROWDED THEATER

— Mexican Mitt Romney (@MexicanMitt) June 12, 2012