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"Obama's Godless Thanksgiving" Fake Outrage Meme Spreads Rapidly Through Wingnut Media

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CuriousLurker11/23/2012 4:12:09 pm PST

re: #69 Gus

Wait a second. Could it be? Does this mean if I have Halal turkey I’ll turn into a… MUSLIM??!!

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Yes! But it’s a delayed reaction—I cant tell you the secret date when the time-released nanoparticles are set to activate (because then I’d have to kill you), but if you suddenly wake up before dawn one morning with the urge to pray and have hummus for breakfast, then Gus the atheist is toast. //