re: #47 Dopamine Fish
That feeling when you are disinfecting an incoming birthday gift with 70% alcohol because it was given to you by your COVID-positive in-laws. (Also, I am going to be testing myself this weekend, though I am reasonably certain that I am not currently sick with COVID; I said the same thing the last time, until I lost my sense of smell.)
Just stick it in a dark place for a couple of days. The virus doesn’t stick around for that long (if it’s covid you’re worrying about).